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Maybe when you first meet a Germana they'll seem lame, but if you get to know them, they will be quite interesting, weird, but also funny. Germanas enjoy pleasure and other entertaining things such as TV, movies, shopping, caressing, fondling and foreplay. They have the most gorgeous smile, silky smooth hair, soft skin, and luscious lips. Such a being can only come from heaven.
They have a soothing voice and seductive body that would rival that of even a goddess. She is selfless, and never selfish. She is most definitely the closest thing to perfection one can get. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Germanas love typical girl things (shoes and purses), movies, shopping/just buying things, being scared, being tickled, and something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.
Dude 1: Yo, I didnt know you had a girlfriend?
Dude 2: Yea I did. For 3 months now.
Dude 1: How did you meet?
Dude 2: I was chilling with my friend Travis, and she was his friend. Then later she told me that I have the same eyes as her dog. Then we started talking and eventually started going out.
Dude 1: Must be a Germana
Dude 2: Yep, totally.
Germana by Xennius November 2, 2011
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Fancy german car 

This is the preferred mode of transport for City Slickers
Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!

Germancest

The Homosexual pairing between the brothers Prussia, and Germany, from Axis Powers Hetalia. Its pretty much the most KINKTASTIC pairing out there, because hey, Germany even reads things involving /dogs/.
Fangirl 1: Usuk trolololol
WINNING fangirl: Pshaa, that crud is too white bread YO, germancest FOREVAAA1!!1
Germancest by NANAISABOSS November 27, 2011

Germanate 

When two germans converse in German, usually in a non-German speaking country.
Max Langer and Jan Koch proceded to loudly germanate during chemistry class.
Germanate by Der Meister 44 December 9, 2008

Germanation 

Germanation is when you catch a German person masturbating and take him, whilst mid way through masturbation, to a dogs home and forced to relieve himself on the dogs face.
i went germanating today or i do love germanation
Germanation by boybetterknow94 February 25, 2010

germanaphobe

An irrational fear or hatred of German people.
Those people that hate German folk for no reason; yeah, they're Germanaphobes.
germanaphobe by wordsforlife July 28, 2011

geancarlo 

geancarlo is a hoe
geancarlo by geancarlo February 13, 2018