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1. The act of an idea dying due to lack of will, means, or practicality.
2. Lazy thinking
1. I always wanted to write the next great American novel, but that quickly gerflunked.

2. I got the question wrong because of the gerflunked way I arrived at the conclusion.
gerflunk by Lewis H. July 15, 2007
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gerfunkenrub 

A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.

Ger-funk-in-rub
John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.

I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.
gerfunkenrub by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007

gerfunkenrub 

In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.
I can just tell by that woman's face that she hasn't been gerfunkenrubbed in a long time.
gerfunkenrub by QWERTUIOP March 2, 2008

Gerplunking

The act of throwing ones shoes onto telephone wires and leaving them there in order to decorate the industrialized world. Usually in the ghetto or suburban area.
Billy had been gerplunking all day for christmas time and now the ghetto looked like a wonderland of shoes.
Gerplunking by shinogu1720 January 11, 2011

gerfunkenrub 

A word meaning anything sexual, often used by teenyboppers and teenagers. One day, all will use gerfunkenrub.
Damn, I gerfunkenrubbed THAT last week.

I'm going to go gerfunkenrub in the privacy of my own home now.

gerfunkenrub by Aweso.. January 11, 2008

Gerfunkle 

1. An exclamation of dismay.

2. A teenager with a bad fashion sense.
1. Gerfunkle, the leaves i've spent hours raking have blown all over the yard!


2. Look at that chick, she's such a gerfunkle.
Gerfunkle by Mandermen. March 8, 2009

gerflunctinweedle 

When the pussy and the butthole become one gaping hole
Jamie, you're such a gerflunctinweedle.

Dustin fucked her so hard he gave her a gerflunctinweedle.
gerflunctinweedle by Juiceski September 7, 2016
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