Gerbil

n. Term originating from Saturday Night Live meaning the opposite of a cougar; a younger girl who likes older men the way an older woman (cougar) likes younger men

Bartender: Here you go, two shots of tequila.
Andy: We didn't order these.
Bartender: They're from the two ladies over there.
(Points to two 10 year old girls)
Andy: Dude, nice! Thank you, ladies.
Bartender: Watchout, they're gerbils.
Andy: Gerbils?
Bartender: Yeah, The opposite of cougars.

by imissedwoodstocktwice April 15, 2009

Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar.

Watch out they're Gerbils.

by speed123400 April 13, 2009

Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar. First defined on SNL.

Woman(24 years old) to Man(45 year old): "Wanna go to my place?"

Man to Woman: " Gerbil?" :)

by Stingray547 June 8, 2009

gerbiler

one who inserts live declawed gerbils into ones rectum using tube and lube

james bravro is a pro gerbiler on the weekends.

by mr. chinook April 10, 2011

Gerbil

A younger woman who likes older men. Opposite of Cougar.

She only goes after 30 year old men. She is such a gerbil.

by Beretta April 12, 2009

Gerbil

the opposite of a cougar. A young woman, usually under twenty, who dates older men because she feels that she needs to be taken care of, or for some alternative reason such as money or to feel important. Without an older man, a gerbil feels small, vulnerable and weak.

That girl is such a gerbil! He is five years older than she is.

by cutechef101 April 14, 2009

Gerbil

The opposite of Cougar, i.e. a young woman who hits on older men.

The two girls over there? They're gerbils. They hit on men like Cougars, but instead they are much younger by comparison.

by matthiascz April 12, 2009