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Gerbaler 

A person who by way of paper tube sticks a gerbil in their rectum(gerbiling)
Uncle Bob was a frequent gerbaler. He used to enjoy a God gerbil now and again. See Bob run.
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Gerbalist 

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse
I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse
Gerbalist by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008

gerbalized

the process by which someone crawl's up someone else's ass; the act of becoming totally subserviant. One can gerbalize oneself, or be gerbalized by another.
Cindy has become gerbalized by her best friend and no longer thinks for herself.
gerbalized by gray dove May 15, 2010

germalise 

to disinfect a wound using a household antiseptic cream
that graze looks bad you need to germalise it
germalise by nikinooster July 7, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026