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A guy who is chill and funny in a sort of commenty way. Very laid back. Smart as a person, he looks really thinky all the time it makes you wonder whats going on in his head. Hes different and seems more real than everyone around him. He wears pretty casual clothes has a curvy back thing like it slants at this one point and his shirt hangs loosely on him. Hes not what most girls would be OMGing about but hes not unattractive at all. His hair is dark and his voice is deep he has thick eyebrows and has sort of an 'I dont care' aura about him. Hes not shy but hes not totally out there either, more like he says something if it seems important or funny enough. Hes tall like 5'9 and average weight. Not tan not pale. Seems confident and ready like in a go with the flow way. He uses big words. I could imagine him listening to rock but idk exactly. Hes interesting to watch which seems creepy af but he always looks really observant. Hes not unpopular just i would expect people to be all over him and they arent at all. Hes someone that you wish you knew just because he seems so much cooler than everyone else (maybe thats just me cause i think im better than everyone but idk) writes small and seems to try to take the easy way out. Says he likes listening to music but i never see him with headphones in whats up with that. I feel like he's watching me and always find myself in awkward situations when he's around, i think im psyching myself out though. Cades are different.
Hey look at cade over there with the little smirk on his face slunked back in his desk writing something in his notebook. Wish i was over there, they dont realize how lucky they are

Friend: why are you staring at him
Me: IIII CANNTTTT STOOPPPP

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by sexatron2.0 December 30, 2013
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A Cade is someone who is a bit egotistical, very attractive, spoiled, and aloof albeit with a sensitive underbelly. He looks like a playa, but is actually a sweet guy underneath. He rarely let's anyone in to see the real him. The name connotates a whimsical playboy who is a hit with the ladies but is a nerd at heart.
Guy #1: That dude is such a Cade.

Guy #2: Which dude?
Guy #1: The one with the hot blonde on his arm.
Guy #2: What makes him a Cade?
Guy #1: He has boarding school written on his forehead, acts like he doesn't give a shit about nothing, will probably be screwing that hot blonde tonight, but will probably get too attached to her and end up depressed after she dumps him.
Guy#2: Why would she dump him?
Guy#1: Because he'll probably end up fucking her hot bestfriend, too.
by tiburonrising May 13, 2009
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The most amazing guy ever, with beautiful eyes, strong muscles, and a big heart along with a killer personality. Will do anything for his girl to keep her happy. Always up for a good time. Amazing athlete with a pretty big ego sometimes, but is also kind of a nerd underneath. He's typically easily influenced, which can sometimes get him into trouble. Always seems to have curly hair..
You're so lucky to be dating a Cade!
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Cade is a guy that is typically misunderstood. Many people think he is a show off and a jerk and that may be true. But there is more to him than he shows the world. He doesn't say what he feels and that can really suck. Cade is a good guy that isn't recognized for the good qualities he has, only the bad.
Girl- Will you go out with me? Its a dare.
Cade- No.
Girl- Yay!
Cade (after girl leaves)- I want you to ask me out because you like me, not because of a dare :(
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Cades are pretty cute. They are athletic and think they are all that but thats a lie. Cades are secretive but open to certain people. and for some reason they have curly hair.
Ted: wuz up cade.
Alonso: my name isnt cade!!
Ted: but u act like one. LOL!
Cade: hey!!
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Man with vey large penis, so large it makes og mudbones penis look like a fucking toothpick.
Damn cade has a huge penis
by philjack December 24, 2013
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The best fucking person I have ever met. He is so kind, loyal, humble and just overall the best fucking person you might ever get the pleasure of meeting. He's very tall, tanned and very good looking. Very good looking, he has big, hazel, puppy dog eyes and the most beautiful hair (long or short). He is so fucking good looking, that girls from your school wont like you because you're dating him. He kinda looks like Keanu Reeves. Cade is beautiful. He cares about everyone else so much, he automatically considers everyone else as his top priority. He has a tendency to please everyone, and he always wants everyone to get along... A lot of the time, Cade ends up getting hurt because he cares so much about everyone else. He's incredibly loyal, he doesn't seem to care about any other girl other than you. He's very creative, and he's really into art. He's really smart, like he unknowingly makes you feel dumb but it's completely fine to you. You admire his heart, his heart is the second biggest part of his body. (Hint, hint) He's into comic books and superheroes, which is super adorable. He's lame but he's adorably lame. Cade has the gift of making you smile when you're at your worst. He's beautiful, but he doesn't even know it. He's special, he's the one. You tend to forget how amazing he is, but he never fails to remind you that he's extraordinary. He is breathtaking, incredible, absolutely flawless. I love him.
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