Gerballing

The act of inserting a live gerbal, hamster, or other small rodent into one's anus for sexual pleasure.

"dude, my neighbor had those PETA fags knocking on his door and yelling becase he had a rat up his ass."

"yeah dude, he was gerballing."

Gerballing by Spooky Brown January 27, 2010

gerbaling 

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

gerbaling by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

Gerbalding

someone who is going bald, has chunks of hair falling out, or is currently bald due to a dry scalp.
the dry scalp could be inflamed with red spots that are itchy, causing hair loss.

also references an old man, most of the time bald.

“wow that guy is really gerbalding! his hair is just falling off the bone!”

“hey, are you okay? ive been seeing chunks of your hair trail behind you. perhaps you’re gerbalding?”

Gerbalding by killuazoldyck67 January 8, 2026