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George Bush Welcome

being booed on arrival
"He certainly was expecting a round of applause, but he got a brutal George Bush Welcome."

George Bush eyes

when you are high as tits and it looks like your eyes are closed
"yo man, did u just hit the jeffrey?"
"yea bro"
"I can tell, you've got those george bush eyes"
George Bush eyes by UmadBRO?? November 3, 2011

George W Bush

World: WTF America
America: Sorry
World: You elected George W Bush twice
America: Yeah really really sorry.
George W Bush by sonoferin741 March 17, 2012

George W Bush

Absolute moron. Also used to mean traitor to ones country, one who uses coercion through fear(also known as terrorism), Dick Cheney's puppet, total failure at all things(including failure, ironically), bigot, total loser, one who deprives the American people and global citizens of freedom, warmonger, dog dropper, one who finds a way to fall off a Segway scooter(which one of the selling points is you CAN'T fall off), someone with disregard for the English language, American vernacular or speech in general, or just generally a dumbass.
Benidict Arnold was a real Dubya.

Joe:Did you hear about that George W Bush?
Dave: You mean the one that can't tell sheep shit from coffee grounds?
Joe: Yep, thats the one.

I'm so sad my son/daughter/wife/husband/father/or all got killed because of that Dubya

You better do what Dubya says, or those baddies will come get you in your sleep!

George H. W. Bush: I'm sorry Barbara.
Barb Bush: Why George?
G. H. W. Bush: I really should've pulled out, then the country wouldn't have got Dubya'd.

George Bush Syndrome 

George Bush Syndrome, also called GBS, an af flik tion for when you can't speak good and make up words and stuff

"I think ? tide turning ? see, as I remember ? I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of ? it's easy to see a tide turn ? did I say those words?" ?George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006, that's a George Bush Syndrome

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. " ?George W. Bush, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

George Bush Logic 

Providing an explanation that defies logic.
Why are we in Iraq?

Saddam was involved in 9/11. Well, not really, but he could have been and maybe wanted to be but he didn't like Osama bin Laden. But the point is, he could have been and that's George Bush Logic.
George Bush Logic by Bo Dizzle August 29, 2006