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geekosystem 

The natural habitat of geeks. A very fragile environment, the disruption of even one small element could throw it out of balance permanently. That is why you must never pick on geeks.
Hey, let's go teach those geeks a lesson!

No, you don't want to mess with the geekosystem
geekosystem by Bob882 October 26, 2004

geekosterone 

What causes IT Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to top eachother's epic tales of prowess.
At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:

"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'

"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."

geekosterone by gurutc January 4, 2008
Someone who is too ridiculously cool and street to be called getto but has a swagger to die for....
Will and Mim are like so gekko
gekko by Miss Mizzle June 2, 2011

Slippery Gekko 

The act of having vaginal sex with a woman from behind when you cheekily place the penis in the womans ass. The woman then lifts her hands in a miming action resembling a slippery gekko. Also known as the holly!
I gave my girlfriend the biggest slippery gekko in the shower last night

Blonde Gekko 

A, usually, fake blonde woman who has tanned to the point her skin looks like a lizard's skin. Prevalent in the SoCal region of the United States.
I'm late because I got stuck behind some blonde gekko in a convertible with a no foam soy latte.
Blonde Gekko by Pablo Verde October 17, 2018

Geekosaurus 

A geek whose technical skills have become obsolete. A technological dinosaur.
Did you hear that stale implementation strategy Rich proposed at the meeting? He's become a real geekosaurus.
Geekosaurus by RSMAC October 30, 2008