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English slang for a sick guy, someone who is respected by you and you like alot.
Yo sup geezer hows it going?
by Sam Moorhouse April 17, 2004
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An old asshole who drives slowly. Male geezers can't get it up.
Mike: Who is that fuck head who is driving so slowly?
Tom: Must a one of those fucking geezers
by Sean DeFile May 03, 2003
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An old grump that no one loves; a democrat
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According to Albert Goldman's biography on Lenny Bruce, it's the needle (or the whole device) that you use to push heroin into your blood.

(The book was originally written in the seventies and probably uses words in a not really wide-spread understanding.)
"...murmured old junkie devil Joe as he slipped the geezer into Lenny's tattooed left arm." (p. 141)
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Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.
My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.
by Blacker Cat November 14, 2008
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Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.

To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!
*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."
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Used mostly in England. Reffers to an old guy that is excentric, drinks a lot, scares children, is a pervert, or watches football and swears when his favourite team loses. Not to be confused with old fart, whom meaning is another (an insult).
That geezer I saw yesterday freaked me out...
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