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1.
A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.

1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.
1) Ugh, i hate that person that just referred to my hero as Geetard.
2) I'm such a Geetard
by EAG January 14, 2007
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2.
A negative term for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

Gerard+Retard=Geetard
dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."
by homsar42@hotmail.com December 05, 2006
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3.
one who is guitarded
That geetard just tried to convince me that those humbuckers were single coils!
by Omar Churchill February 16, 2011
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4.
n: A complete fool for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. These fans are complete dorks over the man and are usually quite proud of it. Some of them idolize him as either their savior or hero, but most of them are simply madly in love with him.
Quote of a classic Geetard: "OH my Geesus, "Thank You For The Venom", the live version on the Life On The Murder Scene CD... Gerard at the very beginning, he like screams all dark and scary "THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!" and then he's like "OPEN UP THOSE FUCKING MOSH PITS RIGHT NOW!!! OPEN IT UP!!!" And then at the end... he GROWLS... I pretty much had a soundgasm. He's so beautiful."
by MC Bella January 23, 2007
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5.
another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.
by squilliam November 24, 2006
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6.
gerard way with bleached blonde hair.
Gerard is a geetard for bleaching his hair.
by brooke acker September 07, 2006
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