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Geekologie 

The definition of Geekologie, as per Geekologie itself:

1. the study of all things geek

2. to utterly destroy someone else and prove your dominance, similar to pwn

3. to teabag a passed out roommate who forgot to take his shoes off
Dude, this college sucks, you can't even get a Geekologie degree.

Suck it, sucker, I just beat your Bomberman high score. You got Geekologied!

Quick, grab the video camera -- I'm gonna Geekologie Davey!
Geekologie by maxislav June 12, 2009
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geekological clock 

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".
1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"
geekological clock by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014

geekology 

The study of geeks, geek culture, and the history of geekdom
I have been studying geekology and hopefully, I will get a degree in this subject so I can understand geeks a lot better.
geekology by funny fellas March 20, 2015

Geekology 

A made-up word to describe all things related to Geeks. Used by non Geeks.
The two of them went off into a mode involving geekology
Geekology by Bax256 December 15, 2016

Geekological Niche 

A term to describe in which area of culture, science, thought or literature someone finds their home. If someone is into painting miniatures, playing indy games or obsessed with anime, that its their niche in the great Geekological system.
What geekological niche do you inhabit?

Awh man, I'm super into 80's video game scores, how bout you?

I'm all about Wes Anderson Films.
Geekological Niche by SlyZephyr November 2, 2020

Geckological 

Possessing knowledge about members of the reptilian family Gekkonidae.

People who are geckological may spontaneously climb walls and be able to see in the dark. It is yet unknown if insectivorous behavior, limb regeneration, and/or photoperiodic alteration of skin pigmentation are symptomatic.
Since you can see very well at night, are you geckological?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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