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A euphemism for balls. See also, geddy-gobbler.
He grabbed me by the geddes.
Geddes by Alice 09923 February 11, 2022
whow hes a geddes
geddes by wawawawawawawawawawaw January 29, 2008
A Geddes is a person who has hair loss from an early age and as a result their head has the appearance of being perfectly round like an orange
Your Head is well Geddes
Geddes by SprankTank July 7, 2023

geddes court 

Referred as the "Ghetto".
A location consisting of lawless youths with excessive consumption of alcohol and narcotics.
Regular conflicts occur between groups divided by floors.
Order is maintained by the angry gatekeeper referred to as simply "The Porter".
Geddes court is found in Stirling, Scotland.
geddes court by SaintSid March 17, 2009

Geddes Stealth 

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth after receiving oral pleasure and goes in for a cheeky kiss but unbeknownst to him his partner returns the ejaculate into his mouth, therefor performing the Geddes Stealth.
James : " Last night i went in for an after sex kiss on Grace, but she did a Geddes Stealth on me! Dirty Wench!"

Harry : "Nasty!"

James : "Okay cheers."
Geddes Stealth by busy b boi May 12, 2017

Banjo Geddes 

An indigenous creature of Scotland. The creature hunts men who are either drug addicts or paedophiles and proceeds to perform sexual intercourse and because of the minimalism of it's vaginal passage it rips the "Banjo String" of her victim.
Banjo Geddes by Vanilla Bear!!!xD November 21, 2010