Gazpacho Police

Soup Nazis.

According to WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Gazpacho Police are now roaming the halls of Congress.

"Nancy Pelosi's Gazpacho Police, spying on members of Congress..." complained Greene. A person of her erudition could not possibly have been confusing cold vegetable soup with the Gestapo, Hitler's secret force, tasked with sending people to the concentration camps.

Gazpacho Police by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2022

gazprellied 

Not being allowed out to play. Grounded.

Boy: Mom, can I go out to play?
Mother: No! silly boy, you're Gazprellied!

gazprellied by cangazcomeouttoplay October 15, 2009

Gazprellied 

An incongruous state of enclosure enforced by the birth of a first born child, particulary used to note the juxtaposition of parental responibility with the obvious benefits of an upcoming event.

I'll have to check with (partner) first, I'm Gazprellied mate.

I really want to do it, but I've been Gazprellied since the baban came along.

Gazprellied by reissboyo October 15, 2009

Gazpacho 

synonym of "cool."

Used to describe a person or thing of insane awesomeness.

Used once by Ryan Seacrest on American Idol.

"Dude, that was straight gazpacho of you to buy me that drink!"

Gazpacho by KatieKatieKatie1 April 23, 2010

Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho 

When many men ejaculate into a bowl and freeze it until it is very cold but still liquid, and have a woman consume said gazpacho

Dude, I was at this crazy blow bang the other day and us guys decided to make a batch of fresh Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho by TheMalevolentGoblin January 4, 2014

Gazpacho 

huge balls; huge ball sack

ive got a big gazpacho. girl: i heard his gazpacho is big as fuck

Gazpacho by bebis man January 26, 2016

Gazpacho 

1) This term is used to described a mafia boss that will never become a capo or anything higher then that.

2) ha, ha, ha.... ha

Gazpacho by Anonymous February 5, 2003