gazonked

"Gazonked" - good and shit-faced, to be wasted, drunk, drugged out, highly inebriated.

Before I have sex with her, I have to be good and gazonked.

gazonked by Captain Jack 97 October 27, 2010

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Gazonkegen

The number 1 followed by 59 zeros.

I wouldn't sleep with him for even a gazonkegen quid!

Gazonkegen by ChickenRun1998 April 3, 2022

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gazonked • gazonkers • Gazoinked • Gazonkegen • gazonkelnut

gazonker

remote control device

"Honey, it's time for American Idol, pass me the gazonker"

gazonker by carapulcralover June 12, 2008

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gazonkers

A slang term used to describe extremely large fake breasts.

"Bro, check out Pat's mom's gazonkers, she must have spent a fortune on those pups."

gazonkers by G-rizzle420 January 8, 2008

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Gazoinked

absolutely boomed outta the wazoo

that dude is gazoinked right now bro

Gazoinked by drytanman December 17, 2021

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gazonkelnut

South African word for a Dingleberry. A piece of fecal matter that hangs on by a fine thread of hair

He was hanging on for life like a real gazonkelnut.

gazonkelnut by SAStukkie December 2, 2023

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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