gazillionaire

Someone who owns more money than can be drunk, smoked or snorted, ever.

The richest man ever was Percival P. Smithely, a fastidious gazillionaire who would think nothing of spending $1,500 on a single Q-Tip.

gazillionaire by Zoboomafoobar June 20, 2008

Gajillionaire 

Someone who has gobs and gobs of money, who will donate their money to nonprofits and then date the women who work there.

I am going to form a gajillionaire club...like a millionaire club but for people with more money.

Gajillionaire by Kanelle Sam July 6, 2010

Gabillionaire 

Person who uses a countless number of fake words in common speech.

That man had so much money that he was a gabillionaire.

Gabillionaire by ReReReRe March 19, 2009

GOzillionaire 

One who primarily wears black socks. Drinks only four kinds of alcholic beverages, in this order; Free, whiskey, beer, tequila. Replaces the 'L' in a word for an 'R' for no particular reason at all. Loves buffalo sauce and chicken wings. Knows how and has played the game 'AWESOME'. Only labels things as being 'GOzillionaire' correctly. One who can spell 'GOzillionaire' correctly. Must have all.

Black socks. Cheap black t-shirts. Anything that can be purchased at a reasonably low price, but is still awesome and amazing to own. A lifestyle. Something that costs an unbelieveable amount of money.

One who tolerates "CROW!, shark, lobster, free, red, mallard, same person!"

Makes you feel like a GOzillionaire!
Got my GOzillionaire socks on!
It cost about a GOzillion dollars.

Forest Gump - The original GOzillionaire

GOzillionaire by CROW! November 9, 2011

Gabillionaire 

Function: noun

Date: coined early twenty-first century

1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".


2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.

1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person

"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*



2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.

Gabillionaire by calubflower April 1, 2009

Gazallionaire

A person who has become incredibly rich by enslaving millions of people, harvesting global good-will in the form of aid, and terrorizing millions in order to maintain their cause.

Gazallionaires party in Qatari hotels while Gazans starve in the streets

Gazallionaire by Groucho_Maccabee December 30, 2023