One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.
"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
by June Monsoon October 8, 2013
Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)
by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006
A male person who enjoys viewing (or gazing at) the male genitalia. Possible origin: Homophobic and/or hilarious electrical contractor.
by Jim Bartler September 27, 2006
one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.
Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.
If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.
If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.
by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008
a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.
Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer
by Sexydimma October 5, 2013
A woman's breasts that curve upward, particularly with erect nipples, such that they gaze at the moon.
by Vengex February 17, 2011
by antigazer July 23, 2008