Captain Gayfart 

A DJ at a filthy night club that resembles a monkey with a prawn smelling ding dong.

Captain Gayfart AKA DJ prawn dick

Captain Gayfart by Strawberry shortcake September 2, 2014

Ohio Gay Fart Collector 

When a grown man invades someone’s home just to put a person’s flatulence into a jar

That weirdo! He’s nothing but an Ohio Gay Fart Collector

Ohio Gay Fart Collector by Mike ox lone 6969 February 28, 2023

gay fart 

a silent fart that is often difficult to hear because it just seeps out of your A-hole as if the hole was very loose (like after a penis has been in there).

Guy Ones A-Hole:"puffffffff" (gay fart noise)

Guy Two : hahaha, looks like some ones been recieving penis"

gay fart by Miss. L. January 23, 2008

Gayfather 

1. A gay man who takes charge of a child's gay upbringing in case the parents are unable to do so.

2. The leader of a gay mafia (velvet mafia)

Your son seems a bit prissy. Can I be his gayfather to teach him the ways of anal cocksmithing?

The gayfather, Don Cornhole, ordered Versace dead for going against the family.

Gayfather by Lofasz October 29, 2011

gaymart 

A term used by kids who have been kicked out of Kmart or WalMart.

Kid1: yO, lets go piss off teh managers at gaymart!!
Kid2: yEah! and get kikd out a 5th time!!!

gaymart by Ghost_W June 23, 2009

gaytarted 

To be gay and retarted, simultaneously.

Paul told Katie she was gaytarted, and she savagely ripped off his testicles.

gaytarted by julie December 25, 2003

Gay Fart 

An act of flatulence that tends to smell like semen as if gay butt sex has taken place at one point. Homosexuals tend to enjoy gay farts by flatuating gay farts in one anothers mouths.

"Yo dog I just got my ass pounded hard!"

"No way Steve, I'm so jealous."

"Not to worry my homosexual friend, lucky for you I got a case of the gay farts."

"OH MY LANTA!!! Get your sweet ass over here and fart in my mouth."

"Nothing would please me more."

Gay Fart by Dean McAwesome February 13, 2009