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Ganderschplaf 

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.
1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"
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Gay Gayerson 

Term to describe the epitome of homosexuality. Used on an episode of Roseanne.
He couldn't be any gayer even if his name was Gay Gayerson!
Gay Gayerson by Ben Schumin December 2, 2003

[Gaybers] 

Gayber/gaybers gaybers are people who try to force other people to be gay, this is most commonly found in friend groups. It is a way for gay people to try and FORCE their gayness onto others. Some gay people just think that they can change their friends sexuality because they prefer gay people over straight people, this often also happens in religion.
friend: Hey fred, have you ever considered being gay like me?

fred: No stop being a gaybers, I'm not a gay person, stop trying to force your sexuality on me
[Gaybers] by Hemllock October 11, 2018
let us av a ganders
ganders by T-leaf October 9, 2003

Florida Gaydors  

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.
The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.
Slang for gays, flamers, fags.
Dude you really don't want to go into that club, see the rainbow decal on the door, it's for gayers!
Gayers by sarasplayroom.com August 28, 2009

gandershank 

Cock..tool..member, preferably male in origin.
Hey Timmy, your mom was severely peepin' my gandershank when I came to pick up your little sister yesterday.
gandershank by staticeat August 30, 2005