by mykelmatt March 28, 2009
The occurrence of one's penis becoming erect as a result of homo-erotic touching/playing, thinking of men engaging in homo-erotic acts, or viewing such homo-erotic acts.
Hershman got a gayboner when Futch gooch-grabbed him after drinking some Arbor Mist wine coolers.
After watching Grey's Anatomy, Ballen had to run to the bathroom to relieve himself of his gayboner.
After watching Grey's Anatomy, Ballen had to run to the bathroom to relieve himself of his gayboner.
by Jewbin September 21, 2007
A politically correct substitute for sentences expressing dismayal or disgust at something, which would usually be described as being "gay" or "retarded."
by ColetteReardin August 2, 2006
A gay person's boner. Also, an adjective that describes pretty much anything in a negative way. A noun that also means "Dumbfuck."
That man must be gay, because he has a gayboner.
Emos are gayboners.
Those drones in Halo 2 are straight-up gayboner.
Emos are gayboners.
Those drones in Halo 2 are straight-up gayboner.
by Alejandrochimi September 21, 2007
an adjective or expletive that is used to describe someone or something that is so homosexual that its core/skeletal system is infused with boners and has become the quintessence of all that is retarded, lame, and/or gay. most frequently used as a reaction to bullshit occuring.
wow you are so gaybones in the mouth, stop being a pussy you friggin sloot. just get out of town.
are you cereal? we have a test tomorrow? fucking gaybones and a half...what a db, so not even record.
are you cereal? we have a test tomorrow? fucking gaybones and a half...what a db, so not even record.
by thecoolestbeanrecorded November 11, 2011