gay-ray

n. A beam executed by gays in the vicinity of a phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device being used to chatter or gossip about said gays, whose execution results in the sudden electrical malfunction of the phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device.

v. The act of executing the aforementioned ray.

Did you just send me a text? My phone just got gay-rayed, so I didn't get it. :(

FRIEND 1: This place is FULL of gays tonight! They're everywhere!
FRIEND 2: Well, you are at a Lady Gaga show.
FRIEND 1: One gay here, another gay there, GAYS EVER--
FRIEND 2: Hello?? Hello? (turns to other friend) I think his phone just got gay-rayed. Ha-ha.

by hhuerruuiiissse May 4, 2010

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gay ray

a laser gun that shoots people to turn them gay

dont get shot by the gay ray

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Gay Rays

The waves emitted by a homosexual man. These waves have been known to alter sexual preference in cases of prolonged exposure to a source. They can also cause malignant growth, with higher frequency of cases in the testicles and colon. Gay Rays are the chief mechanism behind "gay-dar". Until recently, gay-dar was an unexplained phenomenon, denoted to being mainly intuition base. It is now known that gay-dar picks up on the waves emitted by homosexual men.

"Neil, I think you're slowly turning me gay."
"Yeah, it's the Gay Rays."
"Oh. Also I think I have cancer."
"I told you to buy that lead apron."
Gay Rays

by CoffeyHaus134 December 10, 2010

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Gay Ray Burst

Is an explosive force generated when a red-eye and a cock collide.

the Fabled Gay Ray Burst is a phenonamon first discovered in the year 2008 by Rob W. His discovery can be attibuted to having anal sex with his male partner at the time, who did not live to make partial claim to this discovery.

by woodwre May 17, 2008

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