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Gay in 5 Years 

This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.

The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.
Gay in 5 Years by geniusH August 4, 2006
The gay Hi-5 is a Hi-5 with a twist. Two people walking towards each other. They then Hi-5 one another and continue walking past whilst both persons simultaneously follow through slapping there Hi-5 partner firmly on the arse.
Darek: 'I love being polish'

Alex: 'Your polish, never knew that?! Gay Hi-5!'

**Gay Hi-5**
Gay Hi-5 by comfy94c August 31, 2011

gay for the 9-5 stay 

heterosexuals who get gay in the workplace and only commit acts of homosexuality while on the clock
Mary and Sally both gay for the 9-5 stay, often spent lunch hour munching carpet.

Gay fagget 5000 

A gay fagget 5000 is a person who likes dick and is gay there also a fagget because their apparet of lgqbtq+ the premium version also mostly used for men
That guy is a gay fagget 5000 I saw him sucking dick
Gay fagget 5000 by Big black guys November 30, 2021

50 Shades of Gay 

When something is so gay (here meaning 'awful') that it cannot be defined in terms of anything other than the most awful thing to happen to literature this century.

Most often applied to books, bookish people or book-related things.
Louise: Did you read that poem Martin sent you?
Una: Yeah, it was 50 shades of gay.

58 shades of gay

The flag representing gays is a rainbow, the classic 'ROYGBIV' , though with the ability to identify your gender the gay flag actually has 58 diffrent colors
The spectrum is 58 shades of gay
Thanks to Facebook I can properly identify my sexuality, I have 58 shades of gay to choose from.
58 shades of gay by P0rkCh0p October 5, 2017