11 definitions by geniusH

drop dimes

Verb-1. To defecate. Can also be shortened to "dimes". 2. The need to defecate in a hurry. Usually there is a small window from when this phrase is uttered to the act of defecating.

Mark-"I really need to drop dimes!"
Anne-"Don't worry, I'm pulling into the nearest rest area."
Mark-"I hope it's close...dimes, honey, dimes!"

by geniusH August 5, 2006

grendels

Noun: 1. A term used for undergarments worn for an entire business day that will more than likely need to be peeled off by the wearer as soon as he or she gets home.

2. Undergarments that must be taken off immediately one is able to do so in order to feel comfortable--usually giving off faint odor.

**In most cases, grendels have been worn longer than 12 hours or are crafted from unbreathable fabrics. The worst grendels are the ones worn underneath panty hose for 8+ hours.

After a long day of teaching tennis, Mark had to peel off his sweaty grendels and hop directly into the shower before doing anything else.

by geniusH August 5, 2006

mister bigglesworth

A favorable pet name for a well-endowed slong.

Say 'hi' to Mister Bigglesworth.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.

Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

roiding out

The act of taking anabolic steroids for performance enhancement. Usually abused by meatheads and BDAs alike. Side effects include back zits, temper tantrums and shrinkage.

That BDA is definately roiding out. Did you see the size of his arms?

by geniusH August 6, 2006

crime scene

Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.

Last night you left a hell of a crime scene in my bed. My sheets are tie-dyed.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

by geniusH August 6, 2006