1 dilldo= 1 doller
1 cock= 3 dollers
1 foot long caucasion penis= 5 dollers
1 wood-chiped cented, slightly misted, perfectly rounded, ball sack= 100 doller
1 ounce of freshly baked, warm, wild berry sour flavored white spurm= 1 hamilton
1 strand of a pube = 5 cents.
1 lieter of wonder cheese (cheese located under your nuts) = 10 dollers.