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Are you going to the SPURM show this weekend?
by √úmlaut July 10, 2008
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hey look, that retard can't spell sperm, so he wrote spurm instead
by snapple February 08, 2004
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ejackualate from penis usually found in wombs makin babys or on many a gyrating porn stars face neck an tits
spurm hehe
by Spongecake February 03, 2003
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A thick liquid that is shot through the dick (peanus). Which in slang is I am Coming.
A couple are having sex and one of them gets aroused and sputs spurm into the girl/boys boysmouth/girls pussy.
by Phillip Weisner May 24, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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