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Gaganization 

The process of Lady Gaga dominating the world.
Gaganization is a three step process:

PHASE I:
Lady Gaga presents herself as a seminormal musician with the hit single 'Just Dance'. She befriends major artists such as Akon and Space Cowboy and even features them in the song and music video.

PHASE II:
Now with the newly formed base of her fame, Lady Gaga kicks it up a notch as far as weirdness goes. She busts out 'Poker Face', which becomes an even bigger hit then the first. Gaga fans become entranced by odd outfits and bicuriousity.

PHASE III (current phase):
This is the final phase, in which complete Gaganization has taken place. Lady Gaga has now captivated fans of all ages all over the planet, and keeps reeling in people's interest through extremely bizarre outfits and music videos that have no actual meaning.
Dude, did you see that new Lady Gaga music video? I swear, Phase III of Gaganization is legit now.
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estro-environmental-gayitization 

A scientific term for the gradual process by which ones boyfriend turns gay due to the excessive estrogen in his immediate surrounding.
Symptoms: Having a group name with all your initials, yours being the only male.
Growing your hair long enough to rival your girlfriends.
Succumbing to debt because of excessive designer clothing purchases.
Posting extremely flamboyant pictures on social networking websites.
Not getting laid for more than 2 months, for whatever reason, even if in foreign country.
A sexually deprived teenage girl asked her doctor if vaccinations would help her boyfriend with his estro-environmental-gayitization.

Gavination 

The gathering of many beautiful women
it's a gavination up in here
Gavination by Chuck B April 29, 2003

gavification 

A Facebook notification of the worst kind - One from Gav. If you receive a gavification, you should probably ignore it.
Gav commented on your status. - IGNORE THIS GAVIFICATION AT ALL COSTS.
gavification by Smemma January 19, 2011

Gantinization 

A sacrificial ritual where one presents his own body to an Anaconda.
127 men have been subjected to Gantinization.
Gantinization by JomshNZ March 19, 2020

Gapinization 

The growth of a social gap between the the rich and the poor.
During the 1900's, an increase in immigration lead to extreme gapinization.
Gapinization by Thomas February 9, 2004

galvinization

Galvinzation : the act of making something more gay, specifically if you put your name on everything in a self righteous blaze of glory.
The galvinization is real.

I galvanized the shit out of that dude. I galvanized the fuck out of that ass.

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