wizard of gauze 

A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.

The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.

wizard of gauze by whimzcal March 26, 2020

gauresh 

Another name for Lord shiva .
Hard to know what's going on in his mind but will be Kind and loving when others are Same with him once changed then get ready for trouble.

Will love till the end, can even be ready to give life or take for close one's. Thus if you're around someone, never lose him.

Might love to play with his love interest's body part; eg. Hair or tickle in the stomach.

Gauresh is a masculine name mainly Hindu by religion.

gauresh by Astronamous January 12, 2018

gauges 

Incorrect slang used to desribe stretched ear piercings.

Guage refers to the size of the jewelry not the stretched ear itself.

slang using person who knows no better: "woah your ear gauges are rad."

gauges by superbatmangoth February 28, 2009

Gauges 

This is a word that is incorrectly used by many people to describe the jewelry worn in stretched earlobe piercings. The Gauge system is actually a system of measurement, initially created to measure the thickness of wire and other cylindrical objects. Calling a piece of jewelry a 'gauge' is equivalent to calling it an 'inch' or a 'millimeter.' Just because you're wearing a piece of jewelry which measures 2 gauge in size does not mean it would be proper to say "I'm wearing gauges."

Incorrect Use: "I want to buy some new gauges." also "How big are your gauges, bro?!"

Correct Use: "I want to buy some 4 gauge plugs." or "This piece of jewelry is 12 Gauge 5/8" tongue labret."



"What size are your plugs?" or "What size jewelry are you wearing in your ears?" are effective ways of inquiring about someone's stretched earlobe piercings without making yourself look like an idiot. Walking into a piercing studio and saying "I want some new gauges," is also incorrect. Try saying "I'm looking for some 4 gauge plugs." or playing it even safer, "I'm looking for new earrings."

Gauges by The Piercing Elite March 4, 2009

crotch gauze 

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.

crotch gauze by Orpus August 21, 2005

gauze 

Mesh made out of metal

"The gauze on this bong is all clogged up"

gauze by wh1plash January 29, 2004

straddle the gauze 

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

straddle the gauze by bness April 10, 2003