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Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.
Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?
Garette by LillithM. September 16, 2013
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garrettesk 

The act of being extremely rude and calling everyone gay.
Being garrettesk often means being very racist and homophobic
Man oh man Travis is extremely garrettesk right now
garrettesk by Flamengo December 19, 2021

gaudette fraudette 

A person (usually female) who is only pretending to be very rich, flashy and over-the-top.
"Hey Gene, what ever happened with that girl who drove that expensive car?"
"Man, Gaudette Fraudette was driving her brother's car - she asked me for so many rides after that, I told her I was gonna charge her - never heard from her again."

"He told me he was taking me on a cruise, then went all gaudette fraudette and cancelled cuz he was broke."
gaudette fraudette by Brandominity February 3, 2010

gaudette 

That guy must be a gaudette
gaudette by xIce7 July 25, 2017

Garretted 

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
Garretted by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

Garrette 

Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English
Garrette is an amazing boyfriend, you can tell that he loves her so much.
Garrette by MSM&GAM12514 September 29, 2014

gauchette 

1. an outstanding and very kewl performance that nevertheless leaves a bitter taste in parts of the audience (colloquial adjective)
2. a 19th century parisian method of drying one's hair by using a horse, a violin string and generous amounts of butter.

although the word is as old the method, "gauchette"'s adjevtive meaning got popularized by a group of 20-somethings in bavarian banlieus during the late 2000s
1. "sara, OMG, what you did to the snowman was just gauchette! i don't know if i approve, but it was certainly fun to watch."

2."just one second pierre, i have to finish mon gauchette, but then i'm ready to see the execution."

gauchette by damien wurst December 17, 2008