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the plural form of the word gap; to have a space in between two things
The gapage in between these two buildings is huge. Look at all of that gapage! Do you know how much gapage is needed in order to stand between these two tables?
Gapage by Christina342 July 4, 2014
A cool individual. A peson who makes u laugh, smile and say wtf is wrong with u all at the same time. Clueless when it comes to working with his hands might b pretty handy in the kitchen. You wld nvr ask this guy for directions if you really wanted to get someplace. In all he is thinks he is the "situation" and just might be.
"Yo Gaspare. what r u doing?"

"Yo! GTL, Then i gotta watch the baby."
gaspare by Gigajohn February 4, 2010

gaspagoo 

A Cajun word for a big, mean, ugly catfish. Them what will take your fingers always taste best.
Don't you go noodlin' up up Saintlake way, boy, there's a gaspagoo will have your thumbs quicksmart.
gaspagoo by odellgraff March 7, 2007

Gaswagen 

A smart Soviet invention, a truck with inbuilt gas chamber, also called душегубка (dushegubka), is a perfect way of killing medium ammount of people without wasting any resources except diesel or petrol, the NKVD used it to smite prisoners with the disturbing power of CO.The Third Reich saw the potential of this when the Schutzstaffel shown their leader, Himmler, how jews get executed with lead, but he found it disgusting and puked his guts out. This led to testing of alternative execution methods, wich resulted in making their own models of dushegubkas, calling them simply ''Gaswagen'', meaning gas vehicle, wich was later used to execute various unwanted people, but mainly mental asylum patients, and of course, Juden.
NKVD Officer: The disidents are in the back, the door is sealed, everything is prepared. Drive around the main route and then turn left to the body disposal site. When you arrive there, the work will be already done. Report to the operators located at the main gate and await further instructions.

Schutzstaffel Officer: The patients are inside, our men will lead them out in shackles after a moment. You will then load them in to the Gaswagen and carefully lock the door, any escape attempts are unacceptabe. Then you will start the engine and deliver them to the crematorium, the work will be already done when you arrive there. Sieg Heil!
Gaswagen by Totenkopf ßänß April 25, 2019
Noun: angle of lifting of butt cheek to allow silent and comfortable escaping of gas from the bottom
Insufficient gappage will produce a deafening bottom bark.
gappage by CathyV April 28, 2011
Moving quickly finding a new route maneuvering though gaps before they close
Driving down the motor-way weaving in and out of gaps forming the most efficient quickest route
Performing gappage
Gappage by rc193 January 29, 2009