The condition in which someone has eyes with minds of their own and separate from the other eye. This includes one eye blinking (not in a wink either), one eye looking around while the other stays still, and obnoxious lazy eyes. Made famous by actor and trainwreck, Gary Busey. A sign of a crazy person.
Joe- Did you see the new history teacher?
Bill- Yes, she is beyond crazy and creepy.
Joe- I know. She has a wicked case of Gary Busey eyes.
by Betty AM May 5, 2011
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A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"
by Bert Bert July 19, 2005
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