Tooth Tarnishing Twat 

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.

*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"

Tooth Tarnishing Twat by The Insult Man February 4, 2021

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

Varnishing the O 

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!

Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009

gayfishing 

When a straight man does gay things for attention or clout. Cosplayers do this a lot for patreon to get money from thirsty gays.

That guy is gayfishing by talking homoerotic pictures so people will buy them.

gayfishing by Workaholic29 July 2, 2020

Varnishing Your Wood 

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

Varnishing Your Wood by joshinho April 8, 2010

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

Varnishing the Barn by BigJustice April 16, 2009

Girishing

In a state of complete trans, where your mind is neither conscious nor unconscious; true enlightenment.

Hey bro whats up with girish he hasnt moved in 5 minutes?

nah bro he's just girishing

Girishing by poopydoopy69420 February 27, 2023