Holly and Russell went to eat at Red Lobster and Russell ate shrimp scampi. Five hours later he burps and all Holly could smell was garlic. Thats a garlic burp.
by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008
LISTEN HERE YOU WEE BASTARDS, GARLIC BREAD IS GODS FOOD AND YOU CANT LIVE WITH OUT IT. ALL HAIL THE BREAD OF THE GARLIC. AMEN🙏🙏🙏
by Indian Warrior aka Raman June 9, 2019
by OMAE O WAN MU SHINDIERU April 2, 2019
The product created by a vagrant upon defecating in or on a car after consuming waste from an Italian restaurant dumpster.
by GermanKurt25 February 3, 2017
Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.
You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.
Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.
Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence
A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level
A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence
A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level
A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumumyum
by ifuckgarlicbread December 20, 2021
The typa guy that will swoop in and steal your misses in less than a minute, he'll out smart you in every way and show his true ability to solve any sexual tension between you and your step sis. He'll be gentle in bed, but rough in the head after he mentally strains you in everyway possible. He loves to get physical, especially with your chick, and he sure knows how to use his dick. He can please her with the sound of his fingers that can type 105wpm. He is the man, the myth, the legend himself. Garlic Sexya
by dhitter February 16, 2022