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10.
Describes a being who believes he is up with technologys latest gadgets and gizmos, and could possible relate to making a car look more fancy with add ons etc
Did you see the Garks new phone it is the newest model?

or

That Ford focus must belong to a gark.
by Gary cook December 07, 2003
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1.
The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc
That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.
by Big Mike Moore October 09, 2006
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2.
Gark mean a 'customer' in Pakistani slang. Mostly used by British Pakistani drug dealers.
Link the 'gark' in that alleyway.

Is that a 'gark' ringing.
by gark October 19, 2012
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3.
An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.
Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*

"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."

"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"

"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."
by distresspattern March 10, 2010
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4.
Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.
Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!

Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?
by Adrian Horner June 25, 2007
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5.
when your dick herts from wanking to long
dave had been wanking for days and his dick felt like it was on fire

dave seid " ow shit ive gark ed it
by dddgg March 13, 2010
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6.
gark is the sound of choking on a dick
Lemon Wife: GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON-STEALING WHORE
Lemon Whore: gark gark grghk gark gah
by francis ford coprolalia January 09, 2010
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7.
To throw up/ spew To be sick, vomit
I was out at a mates on the piss the night before & drank a shit load of bourbon, the next day I was so crook I had gark more then once...
by Lyndog July 05, 2009
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