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10. gark
Describes a being who believes he is up with technologys latest gadgets and gizmos, and could possible relate to making a car look more fancy with add ons etc
Did you see the Garks new phone it is the newest model?

or

That Ford focus must belong to a gark.
by Gary cook Dec 7, 2003 add a video
1. gark
The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc
That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.
2. Gark
Gark mean a 'customer' in Pakistani slang. Mostly used by British Pakistani drug dealers.
Link the 'gark' in that alleyway.

Is that a 'gark' ringing.
3. Gark
An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.
Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*

"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."

"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"

"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."
4. gark
gark is the sound of choking on a dick
Lemon Wife: GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON-STEALING WHORE
Lemon Whore: gark gark grghk gark gah
5. gark
Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.
Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!

Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?
6. Gark
To throw up/ spew To be sick, vomit
I was out at a mates on the piss the night before & drank a shit load of bourbon, the next day I was so crook I had gark more then once...
7. Gark
The (golden) Gark, an excellent gardening tool from the Netherlands, multifuctional combining raking, shoveling and sifting te be used in your garden, backyard or stable.
Clean your backyard from leaves and all other dirt with the Gark.
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