Describes a being who believes he is up with technologys latest gadgets and gizmos, and could possible relate to making a car look more fancy with add ons etc
Did you see the Garks new phone it is the newest model?


That Ford focus must belong to a gark.
by Gary cook December 07, 2003
Top Definition
The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc
That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.
by big Mike Plano October 09, 2006
The act of vomiting mid-blowjob
I don't think you should hook up with Jane I heard she garks every time.
by JuantheDream May 28, 2016
gark is the sound of choking on a dick
Lemon Whore: gark gark grghk gark gah
by francis ford coprolalia January 09, 2010
An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.
Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"

"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."

"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"

"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."
by distresspattern March 10, 2010
The (golden) Gark, an excellent gardening tool from the Netherlands, multifuctional combining raking, shoveling and sifting te be used in your garden, backyard or stable.
Clean your backyard from leaves and all other dirt with the Gark.
by Mavira May 29, 2009
Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.
Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!

Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?
by Adrian Horner June 25, 2007
the owner of the all of the whole - GOD
gark is the owner of the all
by god September 28, 2004
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