Gargoyled 

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.

Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.

Gargoyled by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010

garroted 

from the word : gar·rote or gar·rotte (g-rt, -rt)
n.
1.
a. A method of execution formerly practiced in Spain, in which a tightened iron collar is used to strangle or break the neck of a condemned person.
b. The iron collar used for such an execution.
2.
a. Strangulation, especially in order to rob.
b. A cord or wire used for strangling.
tr.v. gar·rot·ed or gar·rot·ted, gar·rot·ing or gar·rot·ting, gar·rotes or gar·rottes
1. To execute by garrote.
2. To strangle in order to rob.

The 18 bodies discovered by U.S. troops in western Baghdad late on Tuesday had all been garroted and had their hands bound with plastic ties, police and hospital officials said.

garroted by YSG July 16, 2008

Gargonized

The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering, overthrow or some other form of duplicity.

Caesar was gargonized by his best friend, as no amount of tribute paid was enough to guarantee his safe passage across the way...

Gargonized by Risk-Taker August 11, 2008

Gargoyled 

When you play League of Legends and get one-shotted by a Chogath using Gargoyles stone plate

Yasuo: Hasa.....
Riven: What happened?
Lulu: He got gargoyled

Gargoyled by Hasaggggiiii June 15, 2017

gargoozled 

Adjective. Becoming so drunk (and or) high that you firmly believe/are convinced that you have melted into the seat in which you are sitting in.

This is the term used after the “slizard” stage.

This is a sacred term, which should only be used for appropriate occasions.

Man, I got so gargoozled last night that I thought my feet turned into cinder blocks.

gargoozled by RC88 April 25, 2019

Gargoyled 

Final state of an erection, completely perched up, any additional blood flow would result in a complete combustion.

Talking in discord with the boys, gargoyled out of my mind.

Gargoyled by Gargoyle King September 10, 2023