gargoilic

Feeling like an Absolute Gargoyle after a night out. Totally destroyed with the worst hangover possible after having 30 shots of sambuca and 58 pints of Fosters. Technically Brain dead.

As in "Got in at 5am after a belting sesh down the local and now I feel Gargoilic"

(Feel like a Gargoyle)

gargoilic by Mr 5 F***ing Euros September 28, 2013

garmolic 

jar-mol-ik Very odd or extremely weird

You're acting very garmolic today.
John and David are very garmolic.

garmolic by CarolD March 26, 2007

Gargoyling 

The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.

The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.

Gargoyling by M Jonesy February 3, 2010

Garbolicious 

adj.
--when someone or something is as amazing, cool, or good looking as Greg Garbowsky, bassist for The Jonas Brothers

Created by Sami and Emily on July 25th, 2008.

Note: There is a song that goes along with it, and Garbo knows about both.

"Wow! That guy is gorgeous!"
"He's alright, but nowhere near garbolicious."

Garbolicious by xSamanthaJean January 16, 2009

Garbolicious 

Anything overly amazing, confusing, awesome, or any other extreme word. Also, anything equally as amazing, or pertaining to Jonas Brothers' bassist Greg Garbowsky.
*This definition was made possible by the Team Jonas Flux Crew.
*Examples created by jonasobsessie1

that shirt is so garbolicious

or

that mathematical equation is only possible in a garbolicious manner

Garbolicious by Garbolicious Drama-Fighter August 29, 2009

Gargoyling 

it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.

that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.

Gargoyling by neofloyd March 16, 2009

Gargoyling 

The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.

She was gargoyling on the keg.

Gargoyling by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009