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gargleschmuck 

The act of having a full wheel of guda chesse shoved into your anus then recieving anal penetration from a black man after the cheese melts. This results in a mixture of blood, guda cheese, and semen.
Icepick gargleschmucked my ass last night.
gargleschmuck by Fabian Trondel January 8, 2008

garglebach 

Beer so cheap that u have to wrap it in a paper bag so nobody knows what your drinking
What are you drinking? GARGLEBACH!!!
garglebach by jgrizz22 February 5, 2010

Sack Gargler

A Teabagger who has swallowed the Tea Party ideology, has no knowledge of the Tea Party platform, and just parrots right wing, mostly false talking points
Did you hear that sack gargler falsely mention that Obama had raised your taxes?
Sack Gargler by nugzstradamus November 9, 2010

sack gargler

that tramp sure is a sack gargler!
sack gargler by beecar September 6, 2006

Sacred Gaggle

The greatest thing on earth, a group of sacred chickens.
Dave: WOW! I saw a sacred gaggle yesterday!
Sally: Oh my god, how did you find one?!
Sacred Gaggle by D.J Cunt Whistler October 12, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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