Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

garfunkeled 

when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.

Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!

garfunkeled by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003

GARFUNGLE 

GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.

Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now

Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!

GARFUNGLE by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019

garfunckled 

To have sex with

Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."

(Sean Connery buzzes in)

Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...

Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.

garfunckled by CarolinaGuy July 13, 2003

Gafuncle 

A gay, fun uncle.

Me: My uncle is taking me shopping at H&M this weekend and then to the spa!
Friend: No fair, I wish I had a gafuncle!!

Gafuncle by polycistronic February 3, 2019

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

Uncle Garfunkle by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Garfunkle 

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

Garfunkle by pele December 15, 2003