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Noun.

A person dedicated to all forms of gaming.

This includes various genres, niche titles, and unique gaming experiences outside of the mainstream.

Not to be confused with hardcore gamer, which is quickly changing definitions from, "a dedicated gaming enthusiast," to, "a person who plays one or two different games almost obsessively, while decrying all others."

A garfnag is the opposite of a casual gamer (note that urban dictionary's entry for casual gamer is questionable in the eyes of most garfnag).
Most of the people who frequent the Penny Arcade forums (especially the Games and Technology section) are considered garfnag.
garfnag by Hamilton September 12, 2005
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When your friend can’t understand an Indian accent on “card or cash”, and therefore resorts to this word in distress
Cashier: “Would you like card or cash” (Indian accent)

Friend: “NO GARNAGASH!” (Said loud and slow)
garnagash by QueefLord123 August 3, 2021
The hairs that grow between one's asshole and nutsack.
If they ain't ass hairs and they ain't sack hairs, they must be garfnars.
garfnars by Fred-III March 16, 2008
A Object that is even worse that garbage.
Cory's IPHONE 6S is absolute garnage.
garnage by LeperMessiah1234 May 21, 2016
The combination between garbage and the popular cartoon cat Garfield that mostly relates to messy food or spilled or disgusting food or something disgusting in general such as vomit or spit.
Clean your garfage of the floor
Garfage by HuskyHacker25 March 23, 2021

GarfNart 

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart is.
Falk is one big GarfNart.
GarfNart by Lars April 18, 2005

GarfNart™ 

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart™ is.
Reeses223Pieces is a GarfNart
GarfNart™ by Lars Fisch February 19, 2005