he is a very fat shirtless hairy man steals small children and takes them into his basement and then rapes them
AAAAAAH! gareth got me!
by howdyoj November 30, 2020
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Gareth is a very horny person and very dirty minded. He likes a specific song that he won't ever forget. " A HORNY WORLD A HORNY PLACE I NEVER KNEW". He likes to moan when he wants to and is GAY. like just straight up gay.
Whenever the teacher talks about human reproduction, the class stares at Gareth.
by iLoveKimJongUn September 18, 2019
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A wanker with a huge ego to make up for his smaller...problems.
"How was your date with that guy?"

"Ugh, much worse than I had thought. He's definitely a Gareth."
by XD hahaha XD June 3, 2013
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A scumbag welsh wanker, probably from the valleys. A racicst petrol bomber who is also a theif. A person that will commit I.D fraud. More than likley to have a few children dotted around that he doesn't see. And is also more than likely to have the second name of Price. A trickster and a fraud that uses people to climb the social ladder.
oh shit, there is that scumbag Gareth, wonder who he is ripping off now?
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A name given to a despicable man.
(Can also describe a man who is vindictive)
Mr. Cullen gave me Monday-Tuesday detention, he's such a Gareth.
by PotBellyMahon August 16, 2017
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He’s always moody and clumsy doing things like tripping over binss. He constantly looks hungover and can’t control his temper. He does weird chicken dances when he thinks no ones looking and has weird funny eyebrows he can’t stop raising. He couldn’t control a goldfish to save his life and is such a mummy’s boy . He gets very rude and stressed easily and can be very cringey overall he is quite funny but with people laughing at rather than with him.
Gosh did u see that chicken dance Gareth just performed wasn’t that hilarious
by Sussex rat November 2, 2019
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