Garbaflage 

Hiding or camouflaging valuables in a parked car with junk and trash while running into a store.

You should garbaflage your stuff when we park, this isn't the best neighborhood.

Garbaflage by Jterrifik April 14, 2009

garnouflage 

putting a ton of garnish on top of a poor quality bloody Mary

A bar spends 20 minutes and charges 20 dollars for a bloody Mary with every manner of garnish from cheeseburgers to movie tickets, only to use a crappy pre-mix and rail vodka. Don't garnouflage a poor drink.

garnouflage by Real Bloody May 10, 2014

garbouflage 

The act of hiding a discarded object underneath other garbage, especially when the sight of said object could cause problems.

1. If you don't want your roommate to know you're throwing out their awful CD collection, you'd better be good at garbouflage.
2. Turns out my mom garbouflaged most of my childhood drawings and threw them out.

garbouflage by Ceylon November 15, 2010

Garbaflagger 

(Adjective) A feeling of worry, often caused by something not in your control and will probably traumatize you until death!
Synonyms: anxiety, PTSD, nervous

BIBBLE!

Amanda: *sends tik tok of horrible tic tac toe game*
Anabel: That gave me garbaflagger!

Garbaflagger by 333bibble_bibble333 November 20, 2019

garblage

A cross between the words garbled and garbage, usually referring to random verbal spewing that doesn't make sense.

When Karen is tired and stressed she tends to speak garblage.

garblage by Sweetness and Sunshine February 23, 2013

gramoflage 

Grandmothers wearing clothing that matches the fabric of furniture (i.e couches, chairs, …) essentially creating camouflage

“Hey man, your grandma’s outfit matches that couch”
“Hell yeah she’s got that gramoflage”

gramoflage by Creater1 October 21, 2021

garbonage 

semen that varys in viscosity throughout the load

His load was full of garbonage but I still enjoyed the physical transaction.

garbonage by UrbanDefinitions_iSNIFFkidsLOL November 23, 2021