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2.
Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)
Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!
by Doesitmatter?? June 25, 2011
 
1.
The act of licking a plate clean so enthusiastically that one makes animal-like sounds while doing so.

Variant of gobblesnorting.
Antonio: Ayan, your garblesnorting is getting out of control, after meals your plates cleaner than before you put food on them!
by antoniost December 03, 2011