Garblesnorting 

Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)

Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

Garblesnorting by Doesitmatter?? June 28, 2011

garblesnorting 

The act of licking a plate clean so enthusiastically that one makes animal-like sounds while doing so.

Variant of gobblesnorting.

Antonio: Ayan, your garblesnorting is getting out of control, after meals your plates cleaner than before you put food on them!

garblesnorting by antoniost December 3, 2011