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gandussy 

Quoted as being the 8th wonder of the world, Gandussy has the properties of sandpaper grip, and super soaker moisture levels. This genetic wonder stemmed from tribes deep in the Sahara dessert, where in order to adapt to the harsh inhospitable climate, created an ooshy-gooshy super soaker to retain and recycle hydration levels.
Placed within Western society, the Gandussy has obtained an almost mythical reputation as a fountain of youth type of experience, transferring what was once a survival advantage, into a plethora of divine euphoria.
"That Ooshy-Gooshy, super soakin', sand paper gorilla grippin' Gandussy got me actin' a fool"
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gandy dancer 

Gandy dancer is a slang term for workers who maintained railroads in North America. For each stroke, a worker would lift his gandy (a long handled tool) and force it into the ballast to create a fulcrum, then throw himself sideways using the gandy to check his full weight (making the "huh" sound recorded in the lyrics below) so the gandy would push the rail toward the inside of the curve. Even with all impacts from the work crew timed correctly, any progress made in shifting the track would not become visible until after a large number of repetitions.

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Rhythm was necessary for this process, both to synchronize the manual labor, and to maintain the morale of workers whose exertions produced only a minuscule effect; hence "gandy dancers". The songs sung in this occupation have been recognized as a major influence on later blues music
My father was a gandy dancer on the railroad.
gandy dancer by 'nash October 2, 2009

Gandy Dancer 

Homophobic slur frequently used by members of the alt right.
Did you see what Gary was wearing today? What a gandy dancer.
Gandy Dancer by Seigfreud September 28, 2019
To severely underpay an employee
Dude, they just pulled a Gandy on the new System's Administrator... now he left and got twice the money.
Gandy by Timmyz March 4, 2011

Gandylicious 

Gandylicious
The prime example of the perfect male specimen. Women want to bed him & men want to be him. Such as David Gandy male model.
God Bee's new roomate David is Gandylicious!
Gandylicious by Beesweets January 5, 2013

Wayne Gandy 

The Atlanta Falcons' starting left tackle. He has started more than 200 games in his career. Drafted by the L.A. Rams in 1994, Gandy remained on the team's roster after they moved to St. Louis. Gandy has also played for the Pittsburgh Steelers (where he reunited with Jerome Bettis, another former L.A. Ram) and the New Orleans Saints.
The Philadelphia Eagles blundered when they drafted Bernard Williams in the first round of the 1994 NFL draft. 2 picks later, the Los Angeles Rams drafted Wayne Gandy. Williams was eventually banned from the NFL, but Gandy just entered his 14th season.
Wayne Gandy by Fifi McFeef October 2, 2007