Mobile Gandu

The asshole who uses mobile phone while driving

Mobile Gandu is a person who plucks the phone
under his ass or neck, tilts his neck or ass
and start conversing on it.

Mobile Gandu by Discokhujli June 23, 2008

gandu 

Hindi word for arsehole. Also used to describe someone stupid and incredibly dim witted. Sometimes also used when a person is unhelpful or stingy or just plain anal. Despite certain claims, the word gandu has no connection with homosexuality. A gandu is not a homosexual man, no more than an arsehole is a homosexual man. It stems from the word "Gand", pronunced "gaa-nd" which is a crude word for someone's arse. A very popular indian curse word.

"I'm not surprised he fucked up, he is a gandu!"

"He's not going to help, he's a real gandu"

gandu by Samir J. Banerjee July 17, 2004

Gandu 

A person who always seems like he is talking/thinking from his arse. You can cure an arse but not a Gandu. Gandu also means somebody who can be easily insulted by any person and he will be okay with it. No offensive for being called gandu in the first place. An arse shaped face person can also be called gandu.

" Dude do you remember this antique, I am sure only 90s people will remember this"
"So you are saying people like me from the 80s birth were asleep the entire next decade, man you are talking like a Gandu person you know"

Gandu by xecuter198 September 29, 2019

gandu madarchod 

Roughly translates to gay motherfucker. Used primarily in India and Bangladesh.

Ayyyyy gandu madarchod!

gandu madarchod by MongoOnlyPawn May 27, 2016

gandu 

A really useless entity. In fact, so useless that it's unfair to categorize the entity as a person. An entity who goofs up everything, looks highly slappable and should be whacked every time it is spotted.

A: "Look at those Gandus"
B: "Who, the installation guys from AT&T"?
A: "Yes, those Gandus."

gandu by Serena Lordini December 29, 2007

gandu 

originally a nationalized jargon in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and Sri Lanka. Literally means : ASSHOLE or DELIVERED FROM THE ASSHOLE..

"You are a real gandu"
"Thank you, sala Gandu"

gandu by j4jishnu April 8, 2009

gandu 

Hindi word for arsehole. Also used to describe someone stupid and incredibly dim witted. Sometimes also used when a person is unhelpful or stingy or just plain anal. Despite certain claims, the word gandu does have a connection with homosexuality. A gandu is a homosexual man. It stems from the word "Gand", pronunced "gaa-nd" which is a crude word for someone's arse. A very popular indian curse word.

"I'm not surprised he fucked up, he is a gandu!"

"He's not going to help, he's a real gandu"

"Moksh"

gandu by Paul V June 22, 2005