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Gangam Style

Main Name: Gan•gam-Sty•le
Pronunciation: Gon-guum--Sty-yoll
Function: sentence verb accelerator

Origin: Bum-fuck Korea

The original formation of Gangam Style comes from an ancient analogy of riding the Majestic Horse. In ancient Korean neo-Confucianism, this was used by T'oegye in his Four-Seven thesis to describe the analogy between Horse and rider. This was debated much by fellow philosopher Kobong who believed more in the moonlight analogy which would later form the base for the Twilight series. It was rebirthed by hip korean music rapper/artist "Psi" who consulted the ancients over a large bowl of opium mixed with heroine and donkey shit. He later revamped the analogy into a song about a way of life in Korea and uses the horse method in this dance as the rider. This can also be used as a sex position known as the "OPPA Pony Ride". This has created a new movement of young children pretending to ride a horse singing Korean words they don't know what mean. With over 1 billion views now, you either like it, or you are a North Korean bastard.
Kid one: "Oppa Gangam Style!!"

Kid two: Sirry Amewican, Dat Song is blasphemy in my cowntry of the bressed North Korea"

Kid one: "I can't decide if I should slit your throat or castrate you while I dance away on my air-pony."

Psi pops out and bitch slaps both then fucks their moms at the same time.

Ex 2.

Song clip in English

My name is psi, I talk about how in gangam we super cold ya.
In spelling the G to the S but we missing F like CJ in GTA SA yo 'ja
We fuck bitches like ponies, do coke like Charlie and wear glasses like Harry potter smokin good DoJa
Kim Jong Il couldn't hold our swag so he keeled over why we got weed mixed with dust all gettin rolled ya.

Chorus:
Fuck all the bitches in SK while they do yoga
(Fo sho bru)
Take them to club, slip them E while we make cake and

Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance Liiiikke......
the Fucken Gangam Style
Gangam Style by Kilandarous420 December 22, 2012
Related Words
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Gangam style

The most stupid fucking song known in human existence.
listened to on a regular basis by Swag Fags hoping to be different when in reality they are exactly the same as all the other millions of Swag Fags in the world, your son listens to it, you should be ashamed.
Jamie: "I was listening to Gangam style a couple of min..."
Tom: "NO! NO NO NO!, FUCK OFF! I'M GOING TO DROWN YOU IN THIS LAKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! C'MERE!"
Gangam style by Collapsed February 24, 2013

Gagnam Style 

Embarassing, badly performed, nonsens, overconfident, laughable, funny in a corny way, so bad it cannot be made parody of, a bad idea, a failed attempt at something, something that makes you uncomfortable or nauseous but is hard to look away from, something that has its value in the humour of the attempt, funny because of poor results.

The expression is based on a video with the same name performed by the Korean artist PSY. The pop artist did all choreography (fake 'horse-riding' etc), music, lyrics etc himself rendering the end result an Internet laughing hit and is by many categorized as one of those rare things too bad in itself to mock by making adaptations or parody of, hence making it an Internet phenomenon. The song in the video is a catchy pop song, helping the phenomenon to spread. The expression has nothing to do with the Gagnam District of Seoul, South Korea, but just with the questionable result of the pop artists attempt to do everything in regards to his video.
"Jenny, never ever do that again. That was just too gagnam style to be fun and now my eyes hurt."

"Did you see Johnnys first commercial at advertising school? It was SO gagnam style... Hope he gets better."

"I know, I know, I should have seen my limitations and not tried to both Build it and Configure it myself, but at least it was pretty Gagnamn Style.. Right?"
Gagnam Style by StixandStonez September 23, 2012

gangam style

A prime example of a one hit wonder.
gangam style was such a one hit wonder!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026