2 definitions by Collapsed

Top Definition
A South London teenager, usually no older than 15 years old, wears all black clothes such as nike tracksuits, hoodies and sometimes a scarf to be used as a mask, these adolescent fuck-holes do their very best to make London look like the shittest place on earth, using terms such as 'bruv, blud, fam, fuck the police' (the Police being the first people they call the moment the shit hits the fan) they think they are hard with their wild gorilla swings, 4 inch blades to match the size of their penises, and mob mentality. the only effective protection from 'yoots' is:
Boxing and/or Kickboxing
Blade
Automatic machine gun
Molotov Cocktails
Hand drills
Chainsaws
Walking along the street, minding your own business, Suddenly, you are confronted by a group of 'yoots'

Yoot: "Oi bruv, where you goin fam, gimme your phone or i'm gonna jook(Stab) you up innit?"

Do you:
1) Attack the Aggressor
2) Give the Aggressor what he wants
3) Run from the Aggressor

If you chose 1, the rest of the group will likely scatter, or you may have to hit another

If you chose 2, they will likely want more, if you are female, there is a chance that you might be raped.

If you chose 3, the group will likely give chase, you should aim to get into public places, preferably one with a security guard, such as police stations or Banks.
by Collapsed March 06, 2013
The most stupid fucking song known in human existence.
listened to on a regular basis by Swag Fags hoping to be different when in reality they are exactly the same as all the other millions of Swag Fags in the world, your son listens to it, you should be ashamed.
Jamie: "I was listening to Gangam style a couple of min..."
Tom: "NO! NO NO NO!, FUCK OFF! I'M GOING TO DROWN YOU IN THIS LAKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! C'MERE!"
by Collapsed February 24, 2013

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