galstad 

An awesome guy who has an incredible wife and family. Thankful for all that he owns. Thinks his brother in law is awesome.

That guy is so lucky to be a Galstad.

galstad by Marvin Florence April 24, 2007

Galstaded 

The art of ignoring text messages while actively replying to others. Later claim you were busy or did not see it.

I texted my friend Jake and he never replied although he was replying to other group texts. Galstaded again.

Galstaded by Mediocre Gamer May 13, 2020

Gastard 

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

Gastard 

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

Gastard by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Gastard 

A gay bastard.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!

Gastard by Delicious Nuggets January 14, 2009

Gastard 

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

Gastard by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

glastard 

It is the words "Gay litte bastard" mashed together into one word.

John is such a glastard!

Go suck a cock you glastard!

glastard by Marc Bernstein July 31, 2006