galosh 

A latex device to keep you from a) getting that greasy skank pregnant b) getting crotch crickets from the greasy skank.

Just before I stuck my stanky hang down in the greasy skank, I put on a galosh.

galosh by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006

gloshbag 

glosh·bag
gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which a douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < from German gläuche bäg, noisy water sack >

Although my roommate's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

You my friend are worse than a douche. You are a total gloshbag!

gloshbag by The Wojinator June 16, 2011

garoshadowscale 

A dragon based "furry" who is incredibly narcissistic and exploits followers for money, a wannabe cult leader.

"Dude did you hear about Garoshadowscale?"
"Yea, he's a real piece of work, be careful to only talk about him or you'll get banned!."

garoshadowscale by JimtheTrekkie November 4, 2021

galoshes 

1. A rubber boot
2. A condom (used)
3. Verbal bus stop rap

"I notice you aren't wearing any galoshes. I'm wearing galoshes."

galoshes by Hank February 1, 2003

Gloshnic 

V: to gloshnic
N: a gloshnic
Adj: is gloshnic
Adv: gloshnicly

"I think I'm going to gloshnic down to Burger King and order a gloshnic."
"Don't dude! That stuff's gloshnic!"
"It's alright; I took a gloshnicly amount of drugs two seconds ago! I'm gonna die, anyways!"

Gloshnic by NaruandKane April 25, 2009

Gulosh 

An explanitory word used in place of gawd or God so as not to take the Lords name in vain.

Oh my gulosh Danielle, did you just see that swamp donkin heesh give you a dirty look?
Oh my gulosh Lexis, is that like a man or a woman?

Gulosh by Lexis Baker & Danielle Green September 7, 2005

galoshes 

Tall waterproof rain boots usually having additional rubber at the toe.

Im tryna cop them new Columbia galoshes that just came out.

galoshes by Panama May 13, 2005