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Galoomping

To run in a clumsy or uncoordinated manner
After a few glasses of jungle juice my wife went galoomping out of the restaurant.
Galoomping by Reverend D May 21, 2009
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Gallomping 

A spry movement. Similar to a gallop but with a little jumping thrown in for good measure.
The boys were gallomping through the puddles like a couple of right wazzocks.
Gallomping by Robear May 7, 2018

Teenage Gloomies 

When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.
Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.


or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.
Teenage Gloomies by pockymousie March 24, 2009
The shirt from hit game "Friday Night Funkin'" mod "NEW UPDATE!literally every fnf mod ever(vs bob)"'s antagonist:Bob, being in another mod titled "VS Bob and Bosip" in the new update featuring a crossover, in which Bob steals Bob from Bob and Bosip mod's identity, in the mod week "Bob Takeover", featuring Bob and other character from "NEW UPDATE!literally every fnf mod ever(vs bob)" named Ron.
gloopie!

super dooper pooper galooper 

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.
Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"
A tall, sometimes lanky male or female who is generally annoying. Most of the time they are quiet and don't talk much, but when they do it is some smart ass comment. For instance, if a huge goon steps on your foot, you shout " Fucking galoope." Galoope can also be used to talk about people you know who are using their height to their advantage at a given moment. Example- The huge kid on the basketball team snatches a rebound over you- you would call him a galoope. To increase the effect, put extra emphasis on the Os in galoope. (the Os sound the same as those in the word poop).
I hate that kid, fucking galoope. Man that kid is annoying, he is such a galoope.
galoope by rayparktoaddm June 9, 2007