gallumpous 

a bootilicous feeling pronounced on a person addicted to sex when in a room ripping a bong with persons from retirment home or when in a state of foggy mind thinking you're a cougar rather than a young woman

guy 1: hey what's up
guy 2; i don't know i'm gallumpousing right now, get me out!
guy 1: thats not healthy!!

girl 1: hey girlie what you doing?
girl 2: scouting out sexy young men
girl 1: you're being gallumpous!

gallumpous by a very gallumpous woman February 13, 2010

Gallupocust

Gallupocust, A sex thing in which the man ejaculate onto the woman's fresh feces and then proceeds to stuff the feces into the vagina

Last night my wife and I tried the Gallupocust and got salmonella

Gallupocust by BrokenCrockPot August 12, 2022