gabagoon 

An Italian word which is where the word "goon" comes from. Originally used to describe low level gang members, the word has now evolved to encompass all people who suck.

Dominic: That guy?
Pauly: Yea
Dominic: Oh! hes a gabagoon
Pauly: Ay what a putz

gabagoon by gabbonda May 13, 2014

Gabagoon

A person who engages in **gabagooning**; a massive fan of *The Sopranos*, *Goodfellas*, or mafia cinema who achieves a state of euphoric, obsessive hyper-fixation while binge-watching mob media.

The act of entering a prolonged, trance-like state of obsessive, continuous stimulation driven entirely by *The Sopranos* or other classic mafia media. Derived from a combination of the classic cured meat "**gabagool**" and the internet slang "**gooning**" (prolonged, hypnotic over-stimulation).
While regular gooning involves a screen, gabagooning specifically requires the presence of tracksuits, heavy Jersey accents, smoked meats, and a minimum of three consecutive hours of Tony Soprano breathing heavily into a microphone.

"Don’t bother calling Anthony right now. Dr Melfi is on screen and he's locked in his room. The guy is an absolute *gabagoon*"

Gabagoon by sid3trak May 24, 2026

Gàbagooíé 

1. When someone uses a faux Italian phrase or saying, something made in another country with the false pretenses it its Italian/Roman in origins.
2. A Catch all phrase for replacing Italian Words you are unsure of/ A satirical phrase for unknown Italian words
3. Whenever you get excited about something remotely related to Italy

Ex. 1: Antonio: Man, my cousin in America says they put white sauce on Pasta
Filippo : Sounds like a bunch of Gàbagooíé to me
Ex. 2: Jerry: What kind of import car did he get?
Anzar: One of the Romero Gàbagooíés I think
Ex. 3: Mark: I got us some pizza from Papa Guido's
Erick: Gàbagooíé!

Gàbagooíé by GamerSam July 22, 2021

Gabagoo 

Fuckin birdbrain loser

Look at this gabagoo pissing behind that bush

Gabagoo by Boombatz July 25, 2020

gabagool 

This is an addition to the previous definition, which is half right. "Gabagool" is slang for "capicola." It is not a mispronunciation, but is instead in Napolitan dialect, which is what the Sopranos and many Italian-Americans use.

The rule in this dialect is to chop off ending vowels and to voice unvoiced consonants.

Ricotta-"rigot"
Manicotti-"manigot"

gabagool by Lisa Moscatiello July 29, 2005

Gabagoo 

If you ain't got the gabba, then you ain't got the goo.

You got the gabba, but you ain't got no gee.

There's no gabagoo without gabagee.

Gabagee gabagoo.

Bryan: Ayo gabagoo!
Pamela: Gabagee Gabagoo!

Gabagoo by sklgnlas January 8, 2023